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Pickup Lines

We see them used all the time in movies and on TV

Why not give them a go yourself?

Here are some pickup lines that you may like to use in the near to late future. We do apologise for their cheesiness. ☺

  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...is in love with me.               
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?    
  • I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.              
  • It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!            
  • Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?) Its just that...your number's not in it.      
  • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.              
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.           
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.          
  • I have a boyfriend. (Guy) I have a pet goldfish. (Girl) What? (Guy) I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.        
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?     
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!            
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. 
  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.          
  • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?    
  • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  • It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.              
  • A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her "I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
  • Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!    

Got a great pickup line you'd like to share?

Let us know on myvoicemarlborough@gmail.com